Owned
Mac Users live in a different world than the rest of us
Mac User: You know how iPhoto has a library for every year... 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006
Me: Yes
Mac User: How do I create one for 2007?
Me: I think it will do that automatically when you add photo taken in 2007
Mac User: Well, I added some photos, and it didn't create a 2007 album
Me: You added photos taken in 2007?
Mac User: Oh, I guess not. Huh, that one stumped me for half an hour.


Rushing the cashier
While waiting in the checkout line at Shaw's today, I was reading the sign about the "Xtreme Value of the Week," which is just some item on a special discount. This week it was some Gatorade Propel flavored water thing. Anyway, it said that if the Cashier didn't offer you the item before stating your total, you get one free. So before the cashier finished with the previous customer, I had my discount card held out. As soon as he handed it back to my, I stood by the credit card machine with my credit card out.
Cashier: Your total is 26.25
Me: You owe me a bottle of that water.
Cashier: What?
Me: The sign says you have to offer it before you state my total or I get a free one.
Cashier: Awww.
Me: Thanks!